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Saturday, June 25, 2016

100% Placement

Every parent is worried these days; not about the higher education but about the placement after the coveted degree. Parents are paying through their noses so that their wards can secure the much coveted seat in premier institutions which can guaranty 100% placement. Every year; during the placement season, you will hear news stories about some bright guy or girl being offered astronomical pay packages by some or the other giant MNCs. But it seldom happens that the particular guy or girl belongs to your close circle of relatives and friends.

While selecting a particular institute of higher education, people keep the IITs and IIMs at the top of the list. If the candidate fails to secure a seat in these institutes, then people are forced to settle for some second rung institutions. While doing all these exercises, people always forget a highly promising institute which has given stellar performance; in terms of placement; right from its days of inception. I am talking about the Anna Hazare Institute of Political Management. This institute was the darling of the media; only a couple of years ago. It attracted some of the best minds and vagabonds of India in its first batch of students. Because of its octogenarian dean’s endless energy and astute mind, the institute could impart the true education among its alumni. So, it can be termed as a magic that all the past alumni of this institute created a record of sorts, i.e. of 100% placement in the very first batch.

You can make a long list of such candidates who are making their indelible mark in their chosen field. Let us start with the brightest kid who passed with honours from the Anna Hazare Institute of Political Management. Yes, I am talking about Arvind Kejriwal. This guy made a record comeback within a year to bag 67 out of 70 seats in Delhi Assembly. Even today, the guy is going great guns; as far as on the job performance is concerned.

The next number should be of General V K Singh; who was astute enough to switch sides at the right time and landed the post in the Union Ministry. Anupam Kher and Amir Khan also played some minor role in the workshop conducted by Anna Hazare. Amir seldom gets wrong in his choice of films and as a result keeps on producing blockbusters at the box office. Anupam Kher was able to make an alternate career in the industry of sycophancy; and he is also proving to be highly productive in his chosen field. The latest example of successful alumni from the esteemed institute is of Kiran Bedi. Initially, she applied for the same job opening as Arwind Kejriwal, but Arwind Kejriwal was the successful candidate for the vacany. After that ignominious rejection, Kiran Bedi did not lose her spirit. She has finally landed in the coveted post of gubernatorial assignment in Puducherry. The list can be pretty long so it is not prudent to mention all the candidates here. You are free to make your own list of successful alumni from the first batch of that institute.


Probably, the world economy was in bad shape or the local economy was not in healthy situation, hence the institute of Anna Hazare failed to attract any student in its subsequent batches. But all the parents and guardians of wannabe teenagers are also to blame for this development. They always go after the more established brands and tend to ignore a new player even if the new entrant promises a better future. I hope that Anna Hazare would once again muster up all his energies to reboot his flailing institution so that many kids of the new generation can benefit from his innovative pedagogy.